Daily Horoscopes with your Charlatan Rip Off TMS

Aries: That aching desire of yours to meet your dream woman is a futile one. Her name is Talent and she has heard all about Tauranga musician types.

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Top Ten Reasons Why You Are A Cliche And Why You Should Become A Bigger One And Blow Your Head Off With A Shotgun...

10.) You want to look Rock God cool but your too impatient to wait for your jeans to have natural wear and tear and for your black shirts to slowly fade with half assed cold washes on an intense spin cycle which then fade/rot as the dry in the baking sun.

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Weekly Horoscopes with your Clairvoyant Tauranga Music Sux

Aries - You will find Krazy Jacks tag line of 'Come have a Krazy time...' less chin archingly funny after being diagnosed as a manic depressive with paranoid tendencies after a thursday jam night of being subjected to repeated bad covers of the Rage Against the Machine song ' Killing in the Name Of'

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