Deaths Most Wanted:

 

With music industry legends and notables dying like its 1999 we have decided to rate the chances of other living legends joining the big on going jam in the sky. Question is - who does the Grim Reaper have on his Deathmas wish list?

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Rock Legends Soon to Consist of Only Chester Bennington

With every rockstar of name and note dying or seemingly about to die this week the world has begrudgingly named Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington a rock legend.

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Next Year is Going to Be Just as Crap

 

Make all the New Years resolutions that you want but next year is going to be just as crap friend. 

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Bruce Willis Arrested After Alan Rickman Plunges 30 Stories to His Death

The world is in slightly less mourning that it was for David Bowies death after hearing of the passing of actor Alan Rickman on Thursday morning. Best remembered for roles in the Harry Potter series,  Die Hard and Dogma - Rickman lit up each movie he starred in with a voice that soothed with the dry warm tones of gurgled semen. 

 

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All Your Heroes are Dying and You Should Probably Get Used to It

 

With yesterdays sad news of the death of Lemmy Kilmister clogging my Facebook feed and preventing me from viewing 'high demand' photos of peoples lunches/pets and posed smiles  of themselves in some 'oh so interesting' place - it dawns. Those my age, with similar interests are about to experience the crushing sadness and empty feeling of losing our idols on a near regular basis. 

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Music Fans Offer Up Eric Clapton As Human Sacrifice in Order to Save Greats

 

Delegates from music communities around the world are today meeting with Death in order to broker a deal that will hopefully save the merciless loss of any more true heroes. In turn overrated self proclaimed 'Guitar God' and perennial 'White Blues Fag' Eric Clapton has been offered as a human sacrifice to establish this peace. 

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Interview with a Big Shot Promoter

 

While I am prone to taking all the credit and reaping all the rewards I couldn't do Tauranga Music Sux without the help I get from various people. Of course once I have made my fortune I will forget these same people and leave them in my asshole, Porsche driving, rich guy dust. But for now I will symbiotically suck them dry till they have no worth. This man is one of them...

 

With little or no previous experience Dominic took the plunge into international tour promotion by bringing Grant Hart to New Zealand for the first time in 2010. Next year he is doing it all again (with this leech in tow). But why?

 

 

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