Every Moron Down in Taurangaville Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Tiki Tane Grinch,Who lived just south of Taurangaville, Did NOT!
Tiki Tane hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his guitar playing wasn't that tight.