10.) You have a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman on your chest, like Burzum, have more eye brow than forehead and your name is Jack Brock.
9.) You are too mainstream. We the elitist, under ground dwelling cool kids of Tauranga wish not to hang out with your low brow kind. Come back when you source some moustache wax, your artisan bread has a little less gluten and your favourite band has a boho chic chick playing synth in it.