10.) Losing weight - Who do you think you are fooling you fat sugar snorting Shamu's? Just gonna have that one big final holiday blow out then it's all 'Corn thins' and 'Rice Crackers' for you. Fuck you we all know that the longest you will last is to whatever day off work you deem good enough to have another 'Holiday' binge, from sick days to Anzac to the the Queens birthday. Fatties stop the charade and embrace your blubber cause your before and after shots will still be the same.... Done with a wide lens.
9.) Learn another language - Why don't you start with learning English properly you sentence mangling, word mispronouncing, poor spelling mongoloids. Go on learn the German swear word for saying someone is inept at preparing chicken for dinner so when you do your over forties European bus tour you can converse with the locals for all of 5 seconds. Not that they will understand that 5 seconds due to your inflections being all wrong, but hey least you can pat your back to till the vertebrae gets bent out of shape.