Who Was It That Phil Rudd Was Going to Pay to Have Murdered?

                          

 

 

 

10.) The Bald Guy That Drummed For AC/DC in the 90's - In a haze of glass pipes Rudd was unaware that he had in fact taken back his drum stool behind the band that he had originally drummed for in the two decades prior. Believing that the 'Penis looking bald asshole' was still pounding the rhythm sticks Rudd concocted a brilliant scheme to have his shiny dome scalped. Then they would want him back, they really really would...

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Which Grand Theft Auto Game Are You?

 

 

 

 

Grand Theft Auto - You are simplistic by design and feel as though life is a case of purely going around in circles and doing the exact same thing every day albeit with some slight modifications. While sophisticated, even advanced for your time you feel as though you have been left behind and have not been able to update to the modern world. Your pixelated graphics, outdated playlist and shoddy gameplay have not helped the outside world accept that you are redundant technology.

 

 

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Top Ten Ways To Spend Your Long Weekend

                                                                               

 

10.) Working- Stop being a pussy. Yeah I know that you were going to spend your time off shopping for an IPhone 6 but why should you have the luxury of time, rest and an all in one revolutionary technological device when the poor lady who made it is asleep at her work bench after working 1099 consecutive 18 hour days in a row in her Steve Jobs sponsored Chinese prison for 3cents per hour. And fuck back in my day we only had Iphone 5's - lazy assholes...

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Top Ten Reasons Why You Probably Shouldn't Go Trick or Treating this Halloween:

 

                                                

 

 

10.) Your once cute routine of knocking a door at night and asking if the occupants want you to play a trick on them if a treat is not forthcoming is now less cute and more a direct threat. Ask this over the age of 12 and face up to 5 years in prison.

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An Interview With Jon Toogood

 

Jon, the last time we chatted you were dealing with a nasty case of mouth herpes from Bic Rungas rancid fanny. We see that has cleared up and so welcome to Tauranga Music Sux, how are you?

 

 

"Well TMS, I'm GREAT! And not just in the health sense, I as a superior being to not just you but almost everyone in New Zealand should now realise that I am GREAT all round except for the aforementioned mouth Herpes that while cleared up for now will no doubt haunt me during times of stress throughout my life."

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20 Reasons Living in Tauranga Will Ruin Your Life

1.) WORLD CLASS STREET ART

 

                                            

 

 

 

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Steve Jobs Doesn't Need Your Money - He's Dead and an Asshole

Reports from the Tauranga public have recorded sporadic and unconfirmed sightings of the supposedly extinct species known as the 'Record Store' over the past decade. However, few truly believe the authenticity of these claims. 

 

But are these sightings more legitimate than what some skeptics might claim?

 

The formerly vital, vibrant and wildly populated industry that was the muisc business first started to encounter turbulence in the late 90's with the introduction of online sharing services such as Napster, Kazaa and Lime Wire which allowed users to upload and download music in a simple to use idiot friendly encoded MP3 format. This initailly free service allowed onliner consumers to have instant access to their favourite bands, music, albums in a convenient manner that while a revelation to the general public sent shock waves through the music industry. Poor Lars Ulrich had to cancel plans to buy a 36 million dollar super Yacht times were so tough. 

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